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Film Quotes

Citizen Kane's last word Click to show or hide the answer
Last line in Some like it hot Click to show or hide the answer
Word conspicuous by its absence in the Godfather films Click to show or hide the answer

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Nature, Mr. Allnut, is what we're put on this world to rise above Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
I am serious – and don't call me Shirley Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
Fasten your seat belts. It's going to be a bumpy night Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
Give me a whiskey with ginger ale on the side, and don't be stingy, baby Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
Don't worry – we can walk to the curb from here Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
La–de–da, la–de–da! Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
I love the smell of napalm in the morning (to Martin Sheen) Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
Houston, we have a problem Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
It's your kids, Marty! Something's gotta be done about your kids! Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
Hey Doc, you better back up … we don't have enough road to get up to 88.
Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads. Last lines of
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Decrucify the angel or I'll melt your face Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
It's 106 miles to Chicago.  We have a full tank of gas, half a packet of cigarettes. It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses ... HIT IT. Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
We rob banks Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
Infamy … infamy … they've all got it in for me! Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
Play it Sam. Play As Time Goes By (whispered) Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine Click to show or hide the answer
You played it for her. You can play it for me Click to show or hide the answer
If she can stand it, I can. Play it! Click to show or hide the answer
If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life Click to show or hide the answer
We'll always have Paris Click to show or hide the answer
Here's lookin' at you, kid Click to show or hide the answer
Major Strasser's been shot ... Round up the usual suspects Click to show or hide the answer
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship (final line) Click to show or hide the answer
Rosebud. Last line of Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
What we've got here is failure to communicate Click for more information Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
Either this guy's dead or my watch has stopped Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
Nobody puts Baby in the (sic) corner Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
You've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk? Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
What's the bleeding time? (to Dirk Bogarde) Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here; this is the War Room! Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
Mein Fuhrer, I can walk! (final line) Click to show or hide the answer
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make. Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
Did you know that Macbeth was a maggoty apple? Not many people know that. Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
If you build it, he will come Click for more information (Uncredited) Click to show or hide the answer
Ha–Ha–Ha–Ha! It's K–K–K–Ken — C–C–C–Coming to K–K–K–Kill me! Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
Anti–wrinkle cream there may be, but anti–fat–bastard cream there is not. Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
On my command, unleash Hell Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse. Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
Fiddle–de–dee; war, war, war. First line of Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
Death, taxes and childbirth. There's never a convenient time for any of 'em Click to show or hide the answer
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again Click to show or hide the answer
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn Click to show or hide the answer
Tomorrow I'll think of a way to get him back. After all, tomorrow is another day. Last line of Click to show or hide the answer
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster. Opening lines (spoken in voiceover) of Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you? Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
I want to be alone. (She claimed the line was "I want to be left alone") Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
Worth waiting for. (After being served a glass of lager) Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
Come up and see me sometime (but see also She Done Him Wrong, which came first) Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
Beulah, peel me a grape
When I'm good I'm very good. When I'm bad, I'm better
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted
It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men
Suppose I offer you $1 million for a night with your wife? Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
They call me Mister Tibbs! Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
Hang on lads – I've got a great idea. Err …" Last line of
Zuzu (George Bailey's daughter): Look Daddy. Teacher says, every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings.
George Bailey: That's right, that's right. Attaboy Clarence!
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You're gonna need a bigger boat. Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
Wait a minute – wait a minute. You ain't heard nothin' yet! (first words spoken in) Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
Show me the money! Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
You had me at 'Hello'. Click to show or hide the answer
There is no bathroom! Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
Oh no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the beast. Last line of Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
Between two evils, I generally like to pick the one I never tried before Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
There's no crying in baseball Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
What have the Romans ever done for us? Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
Blessed are the cheesemakers Click to show or hide the answer
Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rico? Last words of Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
Names is for tombstones, baby! Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
Love means never having to say you're sorry Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
The old man was right; only the farmers won. We lost. We always lose. Last lines of Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
When you're slapped you'll take it and like it. Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
(It is) the stuff that dreams are made of. (Paraphrasing Shakespeare in The Tempest) – last words of
I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland. Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
Is it safe? (repeated by) Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
As I expected … practically perfect in every way! Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
I'm walking here! I'm walking here! (Ad lib) Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you! Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
Eliza! Where the devil are my slippers? Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
How tall are you without your horse? (Six feet, seven inches.) Never mind about the six feet, let's talk about the seven inches Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore! Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie (her first film – she had only a small part) Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
Oh Jerry, don't let's ask for the Moon. We have the stars. Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go! Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am. Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
You finally really did it. You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you, God damn you all to hell! Last lines of Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
A boy's best friend is his mother Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
Say hello to my little friend Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
I now pronounce you men and wives. Last line of Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope ... Last lines (spoken in voiceover) of Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
Why don't you come up sometime and see me? (said to Cary Grant; see also I'm No Angel) Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
When women go wrong, men go right after them
Heeeeere's Johnny! Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner. Last line of Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
I see dead people (said by 9–year–old Cole Sear) Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
Well, nobody's perfect. Last line of Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
Well, there's some things a man just can't run away from Click for more information Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away ... first line of Click to show or hide the answer
Into the garbage chute, flyboy Click to show or hide the answer
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
Stella! Hey, Stella! Click to show or hide the answer
Go ahead, make my day Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
I am big! It's the pictures that got small Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
Alright Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close–up. Last line of
You talkin' to me? Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
I'll be back (voted in 2010 as the most memorable film one–liner of all time) Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
Hasta la vista, baby Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace – and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
You know how to whistle don't you Steve? You just put your lips together and blow Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
I feel the need … the need for speed! Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Opening lines (spoken in voiceover) of Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges! (Mexican bandit leader) Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
Open the pod bay doors, Hal Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that Click to show or hide the answer
Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose any more. Goodbye.
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
I'll have what she's having Click for more information Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
Made it Ma – Top of the World! Last line of Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
That's not the attitude I'd been given to expect from the H.E Bates novels I've read (after receiving a frosty reception from some villagers) Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
I'm not bad; I'm just drawn that way Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
Toto, I've a feeling (sic – no "got"!) we're not in Kansas anymore Click to show or hide the answer Click to show or hide the answer
There's no place like home

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