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Arts & Entertainment |
Films |
Film Quotes |
Citizen Kane's last word | Rosebud | |
Last line in Some Like it Hot | Well nobody's perfect | |
Word conspicuous by its absence in the Godfather films | Mafia |
Quote | Said by (actor) | Film | ||
Nature, Mr. Allnut, is what we're put on this world to rise above | Katharine Hepburn |
The African Queen | ||
I am serious – and don't call me Shirley | Leslie Nielsen |
Airplane! | ||
Fasten your seat belts. It's going to be a bumpy night | Bette Davis |
All About Eve | ||
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know | Groucho Marx |
Animal Crackers | ||
Give me a whiskey with ginger ale on the side, and don't be stingy, baby | Greta Garbo (her first line in films) |
Anna Christie | ||
Don't worry – we can walk to the curb from here | Woody Allen |
Annie Hall | ||
Hey, don't knock masturbation – it's sex with someone I love | ||||
La–de–da, la–de–da! | Diane Keaton |
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Saigon. Shit! I'm still only in Saigon (opening line) | Martin Sheen |
Apocalypse Now | ||
Charlie don't surf! | Robert Duvall | |||
I love the smell of napalm in the morning (to Martin Sheen) | ||||
The horror ... the horror ... (whispered – final words) | Marlon Brando | |||
Houston, we have a problem | Tom Hanks |
Apollo 13 | ||
That'll do, pig. That'll do. (Last line) | James Cromwell |
Babe | ||
It's your kids, Marty! Something's gotta be done about your kids! | Christopher Lloyd |
Back to the Future | ||
Hey Doc, you better back up … we don't have enough road to get up to 88. Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads. Last lines of |
Christopher Lloyd | |||
Decrucify the angel or I'll melt your face | Jane Fonda |
Barbarella | ||
It's 106 miles to Chicago. We have a full tank of gas, half a packet of cigarettes. It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses ... HIT IT. | Dan Ackroyd |
The Blues Brothers | ||
We rob banks | Warren Beatty |
Bonnie and Clyde | ||
Infamy … infamy … they've all got it in for me! | Kenneth Williams |
Carry on Cleo | ||
Play it Sam. Play As Time Goes By (whispered) | Ingrid Bergman |
Casablanca | ||
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine |
Humphrey Bogart | |||
You played it for her. You can play it for me | Humphrey Bogart | |||
If she can stand it, I can. Play it! | Humphrey Bogart | |||
If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life | Bogart to Bergman | |||
We'll always have Paris | Bogart to Bergman | |||
Here's lookin' at you, kid | Bogart to Bergman | |||
Major Strasser's been shot ... Round up the usual suspects | Claude Rains | |||
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship (final line) | Humphrey Bogart | |||
Rosebud. Last line of | Orson Welles |
Citizen Kane | ||
What we've got here is failure to communicate | Strother Martin |
Cool Hand Luke | ||
Either this guy's dead or my watch has stopped | Groucho Marx |
A Day at the Races | ||
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary | Robin Williams |
Dead Poets Society | ||
That was the summer of 1963, when everybody called me Baby and it didn't occur to me to mind (opening line, spoken on voiceover) | Jennifer Grey |
Dirty Dancing | ||
Nobody puts Baby in the (sic) corner | Patrick Swayze | |||
You've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk? | Clint Eastwood |
Dirty Harry | ||
What's the bleeding time? (to Dirk Bogarde) | James Robertson Justice |
Doctor in the House | ||
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here; this is the War Room! | Peter Sellers |
Dr. Strangelove | ||
Mein Fuhrer, I can walk! (final line) | Peter Sellers | |||
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make. | Bela Lugosi |
Dracula | ||
Did you know that Macbeth was a maggoty apple? Not many people know that. | Michael Caine |
Educating Rita | ||
You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! | Jack Nicholson |
A Few Good Men | ||
If you build it, he will come | (Uncredited) | Field of Dreams | ||
People are always asking me if I know Tyler Durden (introductory voiceover) | Edward Norton |
Fight Club | ||
Ha–Ha–Ha–Ha! It's K–K–K–Ken — C–C–C–Coming to K–K–K–Kill me! | Kevin Kline |
A Fish Called Wanda | ||
Anti–wrinkle cream there may be, but anti–fat–bastard cream there is not. | Mark Addy |
The Full Monty | ||
Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get | Tom Hanks |
Forrest Gump | ||
On my command, unleash Hell | Russell Crowe |
Gladiator | ||
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse. | Marlon Brando |
The Godfather | ||
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. | Al Pacino |
The Godfather Part II | ||
Fiddle–de–dee; war, war, war. First line of | Vivien Leigh |
Gone with the Wind | ||
Death, taxes and childbirth. There's never a convenient time for any of 'em | Vivien Leigh | |||
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again | Vivien Leigh | |||
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn | Clark Gable | |||
Tomorrow I'll think of a way to get him back. After all, tomorrow is another day. Last line of | Vivien Leigh | |||
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster. Opening lines (spoken in voiceover) of | Ray Liotta |
Goodfellas | ||
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you? | Dustin Hoffman |
The Graduate | ||
I want to be alone. (She claimed the line was "I want to be left alone") | Greta Garbo |
Grand Hotel | ||
Kevin, what did you do to my room? (final line – spoken off–screen) | Devin Ratray |
Home Alone | ||
Worth waiting for. (After being served a glass of lager) | John Mills |
Ice Cold in Alex | ||
Come up and see me sometime (but see also She Done Him Wrong, which came first) | Mae West |
I'm No Angel (1933) | ||
Beulah, peel me a grape | ||||
When I'm good I'm very good. When I'm bad, I'm better | ||||
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted | ||||
It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men | ||||
Suppose I offer you $1 million for a night with your wife? | Robert Redford |
Indecent Proposal | ||
They call me Mister Tibbs! | Sidney Poitier |
In the Heat of the Night | ||
You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! | Michael Caine |
The Italian Job | ||
Hang on lads – I've got a great idea. Err ... " Last line of | ||||
Zuzu (George Bailey's daughter): Look Daddy. Teacher says, every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings. George Bailey: That's right, that's right. Attaboy Clarence! ... last lines of |
Karolyn Grimes, James Stewart |
It's a Wonderful Life | ||
You're gonna need a bigger boat. | Roy Scheider |
Jaws | ||
Wait a minute – wait a minute. You ain't heard nothin' yet! (first words spoken in) | Al Jolson |
The Jazz Singer | ||
Show me the money! | Cuba Gooding Jr. |
Jerry Maguire (1996) | ||
You had me at "Hello". | Renee Zellwegger | |||
There is no bathroom! | Arnold Schwarzenegger |
Kindergarten Cop | ||
Oh no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the beast. Last line of |
Robert Armstrong |
King Kong (1933) | ||
Between two evils, I generally like to pick the one I never tried before | Mae West |
Klondike Annie (1936) | ||
There's no crying in baseball | Tom Hanks |
A League of their Own | ||
I'm gettin' too old for this sh*t | Danny Glover |
Lethal Weapon (series) | ||
What have the Romans ever done for us? | John Cleese |
(Monty Python's) Life of Brian | ||
'e's not the Messiah – 'e's a very naughty boy! | Terry Jones | |||
Blessed are the cheesemakers | ? | |||
Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rico? Last words of | Edward G. Robinson |
Little Caesar | ||
Names is for tombstones, baby! | Yaphet Kotto as Mr. Big |
Live and Let Die | ||
Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world, I think about the Arrivals gate at Heathrow Airport (opening line, spoken on voiceover) | Hugh Grant |
Love Actually | ||
Love means never having to say you're sorry | Ryan O'Neal |
Love Story | ||
The old man was right; only the farmers won. We lost. We always lose. Last lines of | Yul Brynner |
The Magnificent Seven | ||
When you're slapped you'll take it and like it. | Humphrey Bogart |
The Maltese Falcon | ||
(It is) the stuff that dreams are made of. (Paraphrasing Shakespeare in The Tempest) – last words of | ||||
I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland. | Woody Allen |
Manhattan Murder Mystery | ||
No Sir, this is the West. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend. (Last line) | Carleton Young |
The Man who Shot Liberty Valance | ||
Is it safe? (repeated by) | Laurence Olivier |
Marathon Man | ||
Hello ... hello, Clara? (last line) | Ernest Borgnine |
Marty | ||
As I expected … practically perfect in every way! | Julie Andrews |
Mary Poppins | ||
I shall stay until the wind changes | ||||
I'm walking here! I'm walking here! (Ad lib) | Dustin Hoffman |
Midnight Cowboy | ||
Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you! | Michael Palin |
Monty Python and the Holy Grail | ||
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries! | John Cleese | |||
Eliza! Where the devil are my slippers? | Rex Harrison |
My Fair Lady | ||
It reminds me of my journey to the wilds of Afghanistan. We lost our corkscrew and had to survive on nothing but food and water for several days. | W. C. Fields |
My Little Chickadee | ||
How tall are you without your horse? (Six feet, seven inches.) Never mind about the six feet, let's talk about the seven inches | Mae West |
Myra Breckinridge (1970) | ||
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore! | Peter Finch |
Network | ||
I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for. | W. C. Fields |
Never Give a Sucker an Even Break | ||
Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie (her first film – she had only a small part) | Mae West |
Night After Night (1932) | ||
I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. | Julia Roberts |
Notting Hill | ||
Oh Jerry, don't let's ask for the Moon. We have the stars. | Bette Davis |
Now, Voyager | ||
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go! | Katharine Hepburn |
On Golden Pond | ||
You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am. | Marlon Brando |
On the Waterfront | ||
I guess we all died a little in that damned war (final line) | Clint Eastwood |
The Outlaw Josey Wales | ||
You finally really did it. You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you, God damn you all to hell! Last lines of | Charlton Heston |
Planet of the Apes | ||
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth | Gary Cooper |
The Pride of the Yankees | ||
A boy's best friend is his mother | Anthony Perkins |
Psycho | ||
Daddy! My Daddy! | Jenny Agutter |
The Railway Children | ||
Say hello to my little friend | Al Pacino |
Scarface | ||
I now pronounce you men and wives. Last line of | Ian Wolfe (as the Reverend Elcott) |
Seven Brides for Seven Brothers | ||
I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope ... Last lines (spoken in voiceover) of | Morgan Freeman |
The Shawshank Redemption | ||
Why don't you come up sometime and see me? (said to Cary Grant; see also I'm No Angel) | Mae West |
She Done Him Wrong (1933) | ||
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? | ||||
When women go wrong, men go right after them | ||||
Heeeeere's Johnny! | Jack Nicholson |
The Shining | ||
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. | Anthony Hopkins |
The Silence of the Lambs | ||
I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner. Last line of | ||||
I see dead people (said by 9–year–old Cole Sear) | Haley Joel Osment |
The Sixth Sense | ||
Real diamonds? They must be worth their weight in gold! | Marilyn Monroe |
Some Like it Hot | ||
Well nobody's perfect. Last line of | Joe E. Brown | |||
Well, there's some things a man just can't run away from | John Wayne |
Stagecoach | ||
A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away ... first line of | Star Wars (etc.) | |||
Into the garbage chute, flyboy | Carrie Fisher | |||
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers | Vivien Leigh |
A Streetcar Named Desire | ||
Stella! Hey, Stella! | Marlon Brando | |||
Go ahead, make my day | Clint Eastwood |
Sudden Impact | ||
I am big! It's the pictures that got small | Gloria Swanson |
Sunset Boulevard | ||
Alright Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close–up. Last line of | ||||
You talkin' to me? | Robert de Niro |
Taxi Driver | ||
I'll be back (voted in 2010 as the most memorable film one–liner of all time) | Arnold Schwarzenegger |
The Terminator | ||
Hasta la vista, baby | Arnold Schwarzenegger |
Terminator II: Judgement Day | ||
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace – and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. | Orson Welles |
The Third Man | ||
You know how to whistle don't you Steve? You just put your lips together and blow | Lauren Bacall |
To Have and Have Not | ||
I feel the need … the need for speed! | Tom Cruise, Anthony Edwards |
Top Gun | ||
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Opening lines (spoken in voiceover) of | Ewan McGregor |
Trainspotting | ||
Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges! (Mexican bandit leader) | Alfonso Bedoya |
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre | ||
Open the pod bay doors, Hal | Keir Dullea |
2001: a Space Odyssey | ||
I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that | Douglas Rain | |||
Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose any more. Goodbye. | ||||
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good | Michael Douglas |
Wall Street | ||
I'll have what she's having | Estelle Reiner |
When Harry Met Sally | ||
Made it Ma – Top of the World! Last line of | James Cagney |
White Heat | ||
That's not the attitude I'd been given to expect from the H. E. Bates novels I've read (after receiving a frosty reception from some villagers) | Paul McGann |
Withnail & I | ||
I'm not bad; I'm just drawn that way | Roger Rabbit |
Who Framed Roger Rabbit? | ||
Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore (sic – no "got"!) | Judy Garland |
The Wizard of Oz | ||
There's no place like home | ||||
Some contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch (or,) Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch | W. C. Fields |
You Can't Cheat an Honest Man |
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